Monday, May 9, 2011

Soul Shattered...

I have lost my mojo...my juice...my blood lust...my thirst for the wonderful adventure called WoW. My warlock sits frozen in time...still clad in her ilvl 349 gear, no new ill-fated attempts to survive ganking in Tol Barad, no unfortunate incidents in heroic dungeons, no new shiny bauble, no cool achievements. Nothing. In a dream I had the other night, my other-wise inept and incapable warlock-self was in a battleground spamming DOTs, raining fire, and spreading fear and chaos like a pro. I woke up certain that I would log in and pick up where I left off. Instead, I found myself out in the yard planting flowers, raking up old leaves and playing with my golden retriever. What is wrong with me? Has using soul harvest with wild abandon, passing out soul stones like candy, life tapping like there is no tomorrow, finally emptied my soul until all that remains is a soulless shell, stuck in some digital shelf, where Blizzard stores inactive accounts? How do I get my soul back? I thought patch 4.1 would definitely entice me back, but unlike mages, the uncontested gods and goddesses of the WoW universe, the favored children of Blizzard, destruction warlocks got nothing in patch 4.1. Left adrift by Blizzard, unseen and unnoticed by Ghostcrawler and his team of designers, where does a moribund warlock go to get her mojo back, to find the pieces of her shattered soul?

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